one two three fourrrrnication!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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