I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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