i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Drunk is not a location!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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