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i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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