was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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