Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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