If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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