I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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