How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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