Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
At least make sure they are 18
Why
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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