Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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