he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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