420 ftw
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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