You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
