Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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