I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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