so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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