Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
