am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You may now shotgun with the bride
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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