I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
