There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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