You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
