grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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