Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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