playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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