How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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