I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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