and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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