the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'd cum for enchiladas.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
