The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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