her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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