I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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