I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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