dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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