windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
now i know why i became what i already was.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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