i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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