she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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