wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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