ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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