so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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