4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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