woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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