only if we run a train.
done.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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