At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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