hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
