YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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