Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just pee around me
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
