CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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