Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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