You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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