Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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