Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is it because I queefed?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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