i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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